I am thankful the garbage men are able to decorate the neighborhood with the garbage that just happens not to make it into the truck. It’s interesting because it all started in bags in the garbage cans.
I am thankful for the naked Barbies in the shower. Now I have a constant reminder of what I don’t look like. Talk about tough standards, Barbie is how old and her boobs still look like that (she’s so lucky).
I am thankful for the old phones that the kids have scattered all over the house. As id Teddy didn’t talk enough on his cell phones (our old ones); he’s very popular with his invisible friends. The kids thought they didn’t work because there were no batteries in them. So I plugged one in and had Stella rotary dial my phone number. She then said, “You had to do that every time?”
I am thankful that Stella’s gastrointestinal tract seems to be in good working order and she possesses a talent for farting on command. How many little girls will come and sit on your lap just so she can rip ass, say, “Smell that” and leave? I know one!
I am thankful that ramen noodles are so cheap. The kids insist on having them for lunch and then only eat a few bites. Unless Maizie is on a bender, then that girl can put away three bags easily.
LOL at the Barbie doll in the shower!!! Too funny 🙂 Thanks for linking up!
Lexi asks for "noodles" every night and proceeds to eat 3 bites. Sooo glad they are cheap also!
Seriously, screw Barbie. She needs to eat some cake!
My parents have an old fashioned rotary phone just for show at their house, and one of my nephews asked, "What IS that thing?" Makes me feel so old that I remember using them!
hysterical!!! you're right- our kids are so much the same! i'm cracking up at the farting comment. my oldest does the same thing!!!!!!! she thinks it's the funniest thing in the world. also, our garbage men leave a nice trail behind, too. gotta love it!
You are definetly seeing things on the brighter side (or being sarcastic) about the garbage men….either way, I love it.
Barbie in the shower with her perky set. Hilarious!