1. I love fresh, clean sheets but I’m not changing them every other day.
2. I want someone to clean for me; we know I’m not going to do it for myself.
3. My meals could be delivered right to my door, no more having to cook.
4. A gym is right in the building. I wouldn’t have to get in the car and drive (not that I go, but maybe I would if it was right in the building).
5. They have an indoor pool so I could
swim drink by the pool in any kind of weather.
6. They have 24 hour porn channels.
7. There would be a spa downstairs. If I wake up and something hurt, I could go down and get it massaged better.
8. Security to keep out the riffraff and a bellhop to send up my stuff, I wouldn’t have to carry anything anymore.
9. The concierge can get anything.
10. Mini-bars, it’s build it portion control.